Judge Judy goes kachunk kachunk and you turn up the volume because this is the best part, when she yells at all the horses and everyone goes running because they’re scared of her. She has those delicate features but she’s so hulking, so tough with her handmade lace collar on her judicious robe. This next plaintiff, the woman in black, she looks familiar, like she has money but she's upset because she didn’t get her green and white floral dress from that seamstress. That woman in black had been promised that green and white floral dress made of the best possible fabric but the seamstress’ sewing machine had been going whir-chunk whir-chunk and she couldn’t get it done in time so the woman in black would have to wear her black after all. She could count on the fabric because it was from Neiman’s.


I’ve heard this story before.